Dumb Joke #14
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the string and says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve strings here.”
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He then walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey aren’t you a string?”
The string says “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”