Dumb Joke #14
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the string and says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve strings here.”
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He then walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey aren’t you a string?”
The string says “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”
:DD
Dumb Joke #19
What do you call it when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Dumb Joke #21
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
:DD
Dumb Joke #22
How did the hipster Burn his mouth?
He drank coffee before it was cool
:DD
Dumb Jokes #29 (Homestuck joke)
How did the Seer of Light ascend?She Rose
:DD
Dumb Jokes #30
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clown fish?This tastes funny
:DD
Dumb Jokes #39
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because its pointless
:DD
Dumb Jokes #41
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little pail
:DD
Dumb Jokes #43
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
:DD